dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

(Source: desteil)

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

manaphy:

lesbians = yes

lesbians marketed towards men = NO

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

image

this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

(Source: halfbreedghoul)

"you dying bruh"
webMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)

(Source: ajuran)

fuckyeahpaganism:

Hag stones, also known as Holey Stones or Witch Stones, are stones that have a naturally occurring hole and are usually found near oceans and other bodies of water. They are said to be powerful protection talismans, and when worn or carried they protect the bearer from curses, hexes, negative spirits, and harm. They have also been used to prevent nightmares, being strung on a bedpost or placed underneath pillows. It is also believed that if you peer through the hole of the stone that you can see the Fae Folk and otherworldly entities. If one broke, it is thought to have used its power to protect a life. 
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fuckyeahpaganism:

Hag stones, also known as Holey Stones or Witch Stones, are stones that have a naturally occurring hole and are usually found near oceans and other bodies of water. They are said to be powerful protection talismans, and when worn or carried they protect the bearer from curses, hexes, negative spirits, and harm. They have also been used to prevent nightmares, being strung on a bedpost or placed underneath pillows. It is also believed that if you peer through the hole of the stone that you can see the Fae Folk and otherworldly entities. If one broke, it is thought to have used its power to protect a life. 

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